adamusprime:

drinking is weird

you’re saying “i’m gonna poison my body, but in a really fun way”

Originally I felt weird about it too

Then I was reminded that I’m a Dane, and that the Danish youth holds the record of drinking in like all of Europe or something 

not something I’m proud of, I’d actually much rather we drank less and had fun instead of having people get sick at every single party ever. We don’t drink because we like the taste; we drink to get wasted.

damn this sounds worse than I thought